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Bloody Nightmare

Sooo…had this HORRIBLE nightmare last night that I was at Trader Joe’s grocery shopping with my mom, and we’re at the demo station tasting the samples when my mom looks over at me and gets this really concerned look and goes, “Your nose is bleeding.”

I happen to lol down and there’s a couple drops on my white shirt and the floor, and I’m just like, “Crap.” So I reach over for a napkin and then my nose starts GUSHING blood and literally, like, CHUNKS of cartilage or brain matter start coming out with it and I can just FEEL it as it’s coming out and so I grab a but load of napkins and just press it to my face and we go to check out with what few groceries we had collected.

Meanwhile my co-workers are like “Daayuum, you okay?” And I say, “Yeah, I’m fine. It’s just a bloody no—” and I don’t get to finish my sentence because then I just start throwing up blood, blood I can actually taste and the irony-acidic aftertaste makes me throw up more. At least a liter-sized pool of blood is at my feet and the people around us in line start putting a good distance between us.

One of my co-workers says, ” I’m calling 9-1-1” and clearly my judgement is impaired cause I say, “Oh, no, it’s fine. I’m fine. I’ll just go home and sleep it off—” as I throw up more blood. And then I get light headed and start having tunnel vision, and then I say, “Hmm, you know, I don’t feel so good. I think I might be hemorrhaging…” And then I black out and wake up at 5am in a cold sweat, feeling nauseous.

So, as my brother’s getting ready for work, I’m telling him about this dream, and in the middle of conversation I throw up (bloodless, thank god), and he just gapes at me and goes, “You’re nasty.” Ha. Seriously though, Nightmare, did not like :/

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Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.


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Pretty embarrassing 😜 #GISHWHES “absurd Starbucks name” @choneez21 @lily_letigre @hollymmooney

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Do you know how much I would know about what’s happening in Ferguson if it wasn’t for social media? Nothing. Zero. 


Jokes aside I feel like we all need to take a minute to thank the people on the streets literally risking their lives bringing us this information with their cell phone video cameras. Ferguson is on media lockdown right now and without the people braving tear gas to bring us this information we’d all be in the dark.

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